Posted by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA on April 01, 1999 at 22:39:30:
screamed out of frustration at the fluffy pink shackles that bound him to the floor amidst the crowd that sought with watery gleaming eyes to be as fluffy and pink as they could possibly get despite all attempts by the man to stand and walk and show them that the pink was about to make him puke just before he burst into flames...
At last he lept to his feet (since fluffy shackles can never really get a good grip on a fire) and ran around in circles this way and that and back and forth until he at last collapsed where he just sat and danced and flickered like a giant candle with feet even though nobody else even seemed to notice him.