Posted by Mr. Pain on May 06, 1999 at 00:26:58:
In Reply to: Re: More Depressed version of Ode To Oral Gel posted by jumping je ho shi fat on May 05, 1999 at 23:52:23:
: : Oh Oral Gel,
: : How you numb my mouth
: : you hide the toothache in the back of my mind
: : oh how you give my mouth that tingling feeling
: : as you shut out the pain
: : Lest, I know you are to be only a temporary fix
: : I can't even imagine leaving you for a dentist
: : No!!!! I WILL NOT LEAVE MY $6 FREIND FOR AN ORAL SURGEON
: : After all, I think is's only incoming Wisdom tooth.
: I reminesse on times ago
: where pain was acute
: and gause was choking
: auxilliary nerve endings
: shooting stars
: OOOO00ooooh Abscess!
: Pins and needles
: in my gums
: drooly mouth yum yum.
: Novacaine?
: Even Nitrous oxide.
: Vodka whatever
: Ibruprophen, acetominephin,
: aspirin, percocet. Please
: will you render me painless?
: Dry socket. Dry socket
: you suck. Why do I have
: to have a dry socket?
:
: Damn.
I love the pain
I love to scream
I love to writhe in torment
I long to cringe
in torturous pangs
that merge to form a torrent
I can't have joy
in worlds of bliss
where life is free from trials
I thrive on tests
when I'm oppressed
This wonder nothing rivals
I never fight
I never flee
I never clench my fist
I just enjoy
the pain I find
I am a masochist