Posted by K on May 06, 1999 at 11:08:33:
In Reply to: And now for something COMPLETELY different... posted by Mr. Pain on May 06, 1999 at 00:26:58:
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: : : Oh Oral Gel,
: : : How you numb my mouth
: : : you hide the toothache in the back of my mind
: : : oh how you give my mouth that tingling feeling
: : : as you shut out the pain
: : : Lest, I know you are to be only a temporary fix
: : : I can't even imagine leaving you for a dentist
: : : No!!!! I WILL NOT LEAVE MY $6 FREIND FOR AN ORAL SURGEON
: : : After all, I think is's only incoming Wisdom tooth.
: : I reminesse on times ago
: : where pain was acute
: : and gause was choking
: : auxilliary nerve endings
: : shooting stars
: : OOOO00ooooh Abscess!
: : Pins and needles
: : in my gums
: : drooly mouth yum yum.
: : Novacaine?
: : Even Nitrous oxide.
: : Vodka whatever
: : Ibruprophen, acetominephin,
: : aspirin, percocet. Please
: : will you render me painless?
: : Dry socket. Dry socket
: : you suck. Why do I have
: : to have a dry socket?
: :
: : Damn.
:
: I love the pain
: I love to scream
: I love to writhe in torment
: I long to cringe
: in torturous pangs
: that merge to form a torrent
: I can't have joy
: in worlds of bliss
: where life is free from trials
: I thrive on tests
: when I'm oppressed
: This wonder nothing rivals
: I never fight
: I never flee
: I never clench my fist
: I just enjoy
: the pain I find
: I am a masochist
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE A SADIST.