Posted by Ashamed to admit it on November 01, 1999 at 14:05:07:
A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a
"BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..." behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin
banging its way down the middle of the street towards
him..."BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..."
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly
after him...faster...faster... "BUMP...BUMP...BUMP."
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his
door, with the lid of the coffin clapping "BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..." on the
heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him,
the man screaming, reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is
a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin, and of
course, the coffin stops!