Posted by Frozen Waterbug on April 09, 2000 at 12:18:48:
Today I am a frozen waterbug, caught in the shower, between the grout. I am at the mercy of Bill, who could crush me at will, or run me over with a wooden brush. I certainly was not invited here, to this porcelain plain, to venture in unasked for rain. Bill certainly wasn't expecting my company.
I didn't mean to invade, just don't look at me and I'll go away. I don't bite or sting, and I certainly won't stare, just let me get out as soon as my little bug legs will carry me. I'd fly but I don't know if I have wings and I know that I am not too scary. Bill doesn't seem scared. In fact, he just stands under this waterfall and then he goes behind this big plastic thing and he is gone. WAIT--I am alive. I'm ALIVE! I'm ALIVE! I'm ALIVE!