Posted by giveaway boy on June 12, 2000 at 07:35:11:
I wake up in the morning and what do I see,
A thousand and one shiny golf carts, staring at me.
Cute little caddies all in a row,
Ready to play with at the businessman show.
Absentee workers preparing for a bruiser,
With Outback and Coors and a Coffee Cruiser.
I wish that I had drapes and not just blinds,
So I could get this garbage out of my mind.
BR