Re: How many dogs...

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: Very nice! : I have one for the sheltie: : Shetland Sheepdog: One is sufficient, but I will have to round up the bulbs first. : : : HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? : : Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? : : Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. : : Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! : : Rottweiler: Make me. : : Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? : : Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. : : Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. : : Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. : : Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. : : Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. : : Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. : : Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. : : Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..... : : Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.... : : Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? : : Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.... : : Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? : : Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz : : Buddy Parmegiani: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. If you need light, turn on Nickelodeon.

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