Posted by Thistle on November 25, 2001 at 07:36:32:
I took some of my kids on a field trip to the Florida Aquarium last Tuesday. On the way down there, we saw a beige Mercedes swerving ALL OVER the road. By the looks of the car, the driver appeared to be highly intoxicated or having a seizure. After taking a closer look, I noticed a book that seemed to be levitating over the passenger seat of the swerving car. The bus driver was really nervous about driving next to this car so she passed it when a safe opportunity arose. As we were driving past, I noticed that the driver of this car was reading a bible that she was holding over her passenger seat. That was bizarre enough, but I was completed unnerved by the maniacal grin spread from one side of her face to the other. It was as if this "grin" was painted on. It was so unreal that I had to interr ogate my fellow chaperones to make sure they had seen it to. That was enough weird for one week, but apparently, nobody bothered to tell maniacal Martha and her Mercedes. My friend, Sherri, called me all freaked out on Wednesday night, because the exact same thing happed to her mother on Wednesday.
The moral of the story is?