Posted by giveawayboy on December 25, 2001 at 09:20:05:
In Reply to: Religion vs Baseball posted by kle2 on December 21, 2001 at 01:56:26:
This was great G. Especially that last one. Thanks man, Love ya, Bill
: Calvinists believe the game is fixed.
: Lutherans believe they can't win, but trust the Scorekeeper.
: Quakers won't swing.
: Unitarians can catch anything.
: Amish walk a lot.
: Pagans sacrifice.
: Jehovah's Witnesses are thrown out often.
: Televangelists get caught stealing.
: Episcopalians pass the plate.
: Evangelicals make effective pitches.
: Fundamentalists balk.
: Mormons are in left field.
: Dunkers are down by three.
: Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch.
: Atheists refuse to have an Umpire.
: Baptists want to play hardball.
: Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness.
: The Pope claims never to have committed an error.