Religion vs Baseball


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Posted by giveawayboy on December 25, 2001 at 09:20:05:

In Reply to: Religion vs Baseball posted by kle2 on December 21, 2001 at 01:56:26:

This was great G. Especially that last one. Thanks man, Love ya, Bill


: Calvinists believe the game is fixed.
: Lutherans believe they can't win, but trust the Scorekeeper.

: Quakers won't swing.

: Unitarians can catch anything.

: Amish walk a lot.

: Pagans sacrifice.

: Jehovah's Witnesses are thrown out often.

: Televangelists get caught stealing.

: Episcopalians pass the plate.

: Evangelicals make effective pitches.

: Fundamentalists balk.

: Mormons are in left field.

: Dunkers are down by three.

: Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch.

: Atheists refuse to have an Umpire.

: Baptists want to play hardball.

: Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness.

: The Pope claims never to have committed an error.




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