Re: Happy Birth of Christ (but not really) Day!

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: : dude i got the BEST christmas presents! yay for the consumptive model of christmas celebration! i like it when people give me STUFF! : : ok, so i got these slippers. each slipper is the face of homer simpson. so when i put my foot in the slipper it looks like i'm cramming it down homer's throat. plus when i wiggle my toes it looks like homer is wiggling his nose. i can wiggle both feet and TWO very strange silent homers sort of come to life, in an almost undead sort of way. its weird thinking that these two homers with their wide bulging staring eyes sort of look like they are alive on the ends of my feet. to begin with, homer was never even alive in the first place, he is a cartoon for our sweet pook's sake! : : also, in the back of my mind i keep hearing that strange gargling noise homer makes sometimes when he is wolfing something down or being choked by someone. i hear this noise as it seems like the noise homer would make with my foot crammed deep into his mouth. : Doh! : : i also received a fine little statue of the abominable snowman, the one from the rudolf the red nosed reindeer cartoon. its one of those that if you move it a little the top portion of it kind of bounces around. NEATO! : : Cool! : Isn't wonderful when someone knows you so well they can buy you stuff that nobody else would ever want in a million years, but they know you will absolutely adore it! : : my wife rules the known present-giving-universe. :-) : : Your right, she rocks! : : : : Or maybe Happy Conception Day?! : : : Well you know what I mean. Thinking about you guys, hope your holiday is Merry and Bright! : : : : : : : Merry Christmas to all those who come to the board, even the silent ones who don't post but faithfully read the messages. I know you are here. A little bird told me. Hope you have a great holiday! : : : : Bill

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