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Posted by giveawayboy on February 10, 2002 at 10:13:19:

oh--jonvon's magic shorts. how i DO remember those magical days. there are many more tales that i would like to share here, but all the books in the world could not contain them. when we speak of the entire universe existing in jonvon's shorts, we speak of a mystery brethren. when we speak of trembling before the belly of a god, "see it and fear"....we speak again of a mystery. this my friends is where faith begins.

bill

: jeff,

: i've found one good way to spread some love and i thought i would share it with you.

: 1. find a pair of really really baggy shorts. they should be several sizes too big, but not so big that they are falling off. but almost.
: 2. the shorts should be at least 50% pink. the brighter the better but any shade of pink will do.
: 3. start wearing the shorts a lot, and refer to them as your magic shorts. begin to believe that if you dance around in them you just might fly.
: 4. whenever you are hanging out by yourself in your living room or some other space where a lot of people tend to gather, do a little dance in your magic shorts and make sure to smile a lot. you may find that after a while you begin to generate a magical field of pure fun in the room, kind of like electricity building up around a tessla coil. when people walk into the room they will be a little happier but they won't know why.
: 5. DO make sure to dance in your magic shorts when friends and family are around. if anyone is in near proximity to the field generated by the shorts they will immediately get happy. it is an unstoppable force really.

: jeff if you have any doubts about the power of a good pair of magic shorts, just ask steve and cari about it. or bill rogers, or matt guest. it really is true.

: i'm going to start praying for you right away. :-) love ya buddy!

:
: : Hi guys sorry i have not been here in a while, I hope everybody is doing great and just wanted to spred the love, please pray for me I can use it Jeff

Yes, Steve and I fondly remember our happy enounters with the "magic shorts." However, I must caution you against doing the "happy dance" in public, lest you be forced to trade your "magic shorts" in for a straight jacket.

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: oh--jonvon's magic shorts. how i DO remember those magical days. there are many more tales that i would like to share here, but all the books in the world could not contain them. when we speak of the entire universe existing in jonvon's shorts, we speak of a mystery brethren. when we speak of trembling before the belly of a god, "see it and fear"....we speak again of a mystery. this my friends is where faith begins. : bill : : : jeff, : : i've found one good way to spread some love and i thought i would share it with you. : : 1. find a pair of really really baggy shorts. they should be several sizes too big, but not so big that they are falling off. but almost. : : 2. the shorts should be at least 50% pink. the brighter the better but any shade of pink will do. : : 3. start wearing the shorts a lot, and refer to them as your magic shorts. begin to believe that if you dance around in them you just might fly. : : 4. whenever you are hanging out by yourself in your living room or some other space where a lot of people tend to gather, do a little dance in your magic shorts and make sure to smile a lot. you may find that after a while you begin to generate a magical field of pure fun in the room, kind of like electricity building up around a tessla coil. when people walk into the room they will be a little happier but they won't know why. : : 5. DO make sure to dance in your magic shorts when friends and family are around. if anyone is in near proximity to the field generated by the shorts they will immediately get happy. it is an unstoppable force really. : : jeff if you have any doubts about the power of a good pair of magic shorts, just ask steve and cari about it. or bill rogers, or matt guest. it really is true. : : i'm going to start praying for you right away. :-) love ya buddy! : : : : : Hi guys sorry i have not been here in a while, I hope everybody is doing great and just wanted to spred the love, please pray for me I can use it Jeff : : Yes, Steve and I fondly remember our happy enounters with the "magic shorts." However, I must caution you against doing the "happy dance" in public, lest you be forced to trade your "magic shorts" in for a straight jacket.

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