Posted by clover on June 12, 2002 at 09:29:31:
In Reply to: 15 THINGS TO OCCUPY YOUR DEMENTED MINDS WHILE YOUR FAMILY/FRIENDS TAKES THEIR SWEET TIME AT WAL-MART posted by THISTLE on June 12, 2002 at 09:24:09:
YAY!!!!!!!!!!! something to occupy all this time i now have on my hands!!!!
so cari, when are we going to walmart?!?!?!?!?!
**i also knew a guy who always took his digi cam. to walmart and took crazy pictures. but we don't have digi cams, and i know how picky you are about using your film!**
: "THINGS TO DO AT WALMART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR OWN SWEET TIME"
: 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
: 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
: 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
: 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
: 5. Put some M&M's on lay away.
: 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
: 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
: 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
: 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
: 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
: 11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
: 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
: 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"
: 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
: 15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"