Posted by Xavier on June 14, 2002 at 03:29:33:
In Reply to: 15 THINGS TO OCCUPY YOUR DEMENTED MINDS WHILE YOUR FAMILY/FRIENDS TAKES THEIR SWEET TIME AT WAL-MART posted by THISTLE on June 12, 2002 at 09:24:09:
Hey took a few of yours and threw some past quims in, smiles . . . .
: : : "THINGS I HAVE DONE AT WALMART WHILE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TAKE THEIR SWEET TIME"
: : : 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
Nope, though I did the same with slimfast boxes to all the fat elderly.
: : : 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
Make sure you do this to the house stereo's as well and notch the volume up 5 or so notches on each one. So that by the time the last one hits, the electronics employee is ready to pull out a gun and head for a tower.
: : : 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
I must say prune juice has a much more desired effect.
: : : 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
Cool, though if you say Code: Brown in the womans fitting room " watch what happens "
I use to do the floors there . . . .
: : : 5. Put some M&M's on lay away.
How about a 6 pack of yogurt
: : : 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
Put them in the checkout isles
: : : 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
Don't forget a fort in the sporting goods section, " live ammo "
: : : 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
I am a 7ft adult male, you should see the look I get from anyone I ask to just HOLD ME.
hmm . . . I am stumped and need some rasberry tea, later . . . . .