Posted by john on July 17, 2002 at 06:34:02:
In Reply to: i am such a doofus!!! posted by Mister Metal on July 17, 2002 at 00:30:51:
: i had the @$%^* scared outta me tonite..i was iming some chica from hxc..then i hear this taptap on my window..i jumped..
: yeah..i was thinkin that someone was tryin to break in..i took a peep..and saw a dark shadow..and then i freaked
: i screamed told my mom that there was someone tryin to break in..and then i called 911..then my mom tells me 20 seconds later its my friend Joe who is visiting to just say goodbye..he was with his gurlfriend..probly soon to be fiance..yeah..so we all laughed...joe's gurl would not stop laughin..it was great..just wanted to share a funny moment with yall..ahahah i am a dork!!
A few years ago I was working in this neighborhood with a brother and sister who worked in the same neighborhoood. The sister called and asked her brother to bring her some lunch, but he said no and told her not to come home for a few hours because his girlfriend was over to do a school project. Of course we all knew what that meant. So his sister devised this scheme to get back at him for telling her to stay away. She wanted someone to go over and sneak around to the back of the house where they had these high windows that you could knock on and scare them in the house. So somehow I ended up being that person... I think i volunteered.
I went to the house and parked on the street a few houses back, then ran to the yard and into the screen porch. The problem was that his sister forgot to tell me about the yippy little dog. As soon as I raised my hand to tap on the window the dog started freakin' out and before i could move, 2 heads popped up from the couch. One female with open shirt and underneath a male trying to see over the edge of the couch. I started to run but figured it really would have freaked them out since they saw someone already so I turned around and stood there until they came out. The brother opened the door and told me I was dead. I just ratted out his sister and told him how the plan had gone awry. His girlfriend was in a panic because she knew that I knew she was a 'nice Christian girl'. But I assured them I hadn't seen anything and told him to at least GET A ROOM instead of fornicating in the wide open living room where anyone could do what i did. He sort of laughed it off with a red face and went back in.
The worst part was that he was wearing sweat pants.