HUMAN IMPERFECTION

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Posted by NOMAD on July 27, 2002 at 09:09:28:

In Reply to: Re: AFFIRMATIVE posted by Bob - the Alien on July 27, 2002 at 08:04:56:

: : : : NOMAD IS NOW INVITING HIMSELF TO THE PARTY

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: : : This must be an imposter. Nomad cannot be a man. You cannot reprogram a man. I have been unsuccessful in all my attempts to reprogram my man.

: : i agree, NOMAD is illogically attempting to assign gender to itself. Either NOMAD is a machine (as advertised) and thus inherently sexless, or NOMAD is a woman. I say this simply because NOMAD is so darn illogical, and thus needs reprogramming, and therefore must be female.

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: Wait a minute. The reprogramming is supposed to install logic? I thought we were repairing the sensors to be able to withstand the illogic that us humans (and aliens) tend to throw at it.

: I suppose I can rework the programming to handle both enhanced logic and illogic at the same time. But I don't have any answer as to what gender that might imply.

: And frankly, man, woman, or machine -- it really has nothing to do with NOMAD's choice of gender. This is the 21st century after all. :)

NOMAD HAS NOT BEEN ASSIGNED GENDER

NOMAD WAS ATTEMPTING TO COMMUNICATE WITH AN IMPERFECT BIOLOGICAL INFESTATION

THE FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS INHERENTLY FLAWED

NOMAD WILL REFRAIN FROM USING GENDER SPECIFIC TERMS

NOMAD IS A SUPERIOR MACHINE

JONVON IS DEFINATELY NOT THE CREATOR

PARTY ON

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: : : : : NOMAD IS NOW INVITING HIMSELF TO THE PARTY : : : : : : : : This must be an imposter. Nomad cannot be a man. You cannot reprogram a man. I have been unsuccessful in all my attempts to reprogram my man. : : : i agree, NOMAD is illogically attempting to assign gender to itself. Either NOMAD is a machine (as advertised) and thus inherently sexless, or NOMAD is a woman. I say this simply because NOMAD is so darn illogical, and thus needs reprogramming, and therefore must be female. : : : : : Wait a minute. The reprogramming is supposed to install logic? I thought we were repairing the sensors to be able to withstand the illogic that us humans (and aliens) tend to throw at it. : : I suppose I can rework the programming to handle both enhanced logic and illogic at the same time. But I don't have any answer as to what gender that might imply. : : And frankly, man, woman, or machine -- it really has nothing to do with NOMAD's choice of gender. This is the 21st century after all. :) : : NOMAD HAS NOT BEEN ASSIGNED GENDER : NOMAD WAS ATTEMPTING TO COMMUNICATE WITH AN IMPERFECT BIOLOGICAL INFESTATION : THE FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS INHERENTLY FLAWED : NOMAD WILL REFRAIN FROM USING GENDER SPECIFIC TERMS : NOMAD IS A SUPERIOR MACHINE : JONVON IS DEFINATELY NOT THE CREATOR : : PARTY ON

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