Posted by President Disaster on September 20, 2002 at 21:40:23:
In Reply to: Re: can i be a sugarglider now? posted by Bob - the Alien on September 20, 2002 at 16:25:54:
: : : : I like it. And I would be a good and benevolent world leader. ;-)
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: : : steven, i think you should appoint me as your ambassador, though.......
: : All ambassadors and other positions of authority will be occupied by those who have attended P. U. regularly BEFORE our world domination.
: : See you Sunday... ;-)
: What kind of position will be given to P.U.-friendly beings who do not attend for distance reasons? :)
You will be forgiven. You will have a position of dignity and honor, perhaps as Executive Director of the John Denver Society. This position helps disadvantaged Denver fans get high in the mountains. And encourages them to stay there. Or perhaps you could be Secretary of Depants. This position oversees John Vaughans greatest assets. Maybe you'd like to be Secretary of Depends. This position oversees important benefits for the elderly. You could even be Secretary of the Inferior. In this position, you would help people improve their self-image. (If this fails, you must at least make them proud to be a victim.) You might be good as Sneaker of the House. You must keep moving at all times, but never be seen. This job gives one a tremendous feeling of accomplishment, but not much public acclaim, I'm afraid. Wait, wait, I've got it! You can be Vice-Pessimist. This is a really important job. If anyone takes me out, it's up to you to maintain that healthy cynicism we all love and need so desperately. Yeah, that's it! Vice Pessimist Robert T. Alien. I like it.