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: : PD-- : : : : : I like it. And I would be a good and benevolent world leader. ;-) : Jeannie-- : : : : steven, i think you should appoint me as your ambassador, though....... : PD-- : : : All ambassadors and other positions of authority will be occupied by those who have attended P. U. regularly BEFORE our world domination. : : : See you Sunday... ;-) : Bob the Alien-- : : What kind of position will be given to P.U.-friendly beings who do not attend for distance reasons? :) : PD-- : You will be forgiven. You will have a position of dignity and honor, perhaps as Executive Director of the John Denver Society. This position helps disadvantaged : Denver fans get high in the mountains. And encourages them to stay there. Or perhaps you could be Secretary of Depants. This position oversees John Vaughans : greatest assets. Maybe you'd like to be Secretary of Depends. This position oversees important benefits for the elderly. You could even be Secretary of the Inferior. In : this position, you would help people improve their self-image. (If this fails, you must at least make them proud to be a victim.) You might be good as Sneaker of the : House. You must keep moving at all times, but never be seen. This job gives one a tremendous feeling of accomplishment, but not much public acclaim, I'm afraid. Wait, : wait, I've got it! You can be Vice-Pessimist. This is a really important job. If anyone takes me out, it's up to you to maintain that healthy cynicism we all love and need so : desperately. Yeah, that's it! Vice Pessimist Robert T. Alien. I like it.

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