Posted by kat on September 29, 2002 at 20:24:48:
In Reply to: my stryper shirt story ..... posted by phunkle kitten on September 28, 2002 at 17:02:47:
: : Oh yeah, I had this STRYPER shirt once with three quarter length sleeves. It was the one that had a photo of the band on it, instead of those album cover paintings. I never liked the TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL cover. Anyway, there I was with those guys on my little skinny bird chest. One thing I liked about that shirt was that it really hugged me, so even though I was this little skinny kid back then, it sort of beefed me up a little and the sleeves hugged what little biceps and triceps I may have had, but I really remember digging my forearms back then, esp. in that shirt. I used to love to put it on. It was really fun to wear. My other favorite form-fitting T's were my old SLOPPY JOE'S shirt and a U of F shirt I had once. Anyway, long gone are my skinny days. Those were the days that I hated anyone to see me w my shirt off since I was such a 90 lb. weakling. Hehehehehe. Now I'm just overweight. Oh well, can't say much for perfection.
: : Later, Bill\
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: ok here is my shirt story
: when is in highschool i was a peer counselor..and i totaly like most anything fast music wise i ques we go through music fads and some of then actually stick with ya for a long time kinda like an avalanche..ok..so i had the black minimalist one the to hell with devil logo and the to hell with devil on black...so i was running through the halls which i did daily...not because i was late or anything it was something i just did...i just ran really fast screaming at the top of lungs everyday..that is why i was never late and since i was a peer counselor i could write myself a pass..so anyway..one day i was walking,,and one of deans..yells at me "hey Kingsford" i stop and in one instant there was a giant crowd..kinda like if your at a 7-11 and someone says buy one get three three hotdogs free the whole place would be filled with 100 hot thirsty nascar wrestling lovin men all strangely named buddah..that would be a different story..so i stop and turned completely around on one foot...and said yes...noooo...it was ms richards my dean...all 400 lbs of her no joke she was actualy 400lbs and only stood 5ft7inches..she then points at me and says come here..what was i going to do..i came to her..she then says explain your self..i said what the thing about running yesterday..no she says you do that everyday..no she you are breaking the dress code..i said nope..shirt shoes and yup pants mis matched socks (hey at least the socks are clean) i said nope she said your shirt has a cuss word on it..i said nope..it is a real place and if you dont repent you will go there and finished the rest of the verse..this only made her more irrate..and she was no shaking..wowwhat a sight...then because of the hey kingsford..there was a small mob of people..most of them were metalhead..wearing the best in speed metal slayer pantera etc..and then she says your shirt has the word hell on it...well to add to the pisserie of ms richards some one in the mob..says...no..it is not a cuss word..it is a real place then one by one these wonderful lovers of demon birth music...sorry that would be milli vanilli start throwing out verses on hell one asked me to read the verse from the bible i was carrying...some said it was religous right...all this did not change her mind..so she says...turn it inside out..or you can go home...hmmmmm...lets me thinks...it is spring time beautiful day to go swimming eats a huge peanut and butter marshmellow fluff sandwich followed by ovaltine and then something else chocolate...or stay in school....then i said no i am going to home i will not turn the shirt inside out i will take my punishment and go home..then all the metal heads clapped,,she waddled me to the peer office and sent me...home...and that is all i will say about this now...maybe more later...
: meow
Bill - I do not see you as overweight at all, you are just right.
In fact when I saw the younger version of you I didn't even recognize him. I like you the way you are.
Kris - That was an awesome story, I absolutely loved it!