Posted by Buddy the dog on October 24, 2002 at 10:38:59:
In Reply to: a cat with humble beginnings humbly apologizes posted by inkling on October 19, 2002 at 11:04:45:
: : Hey your ok as far as cats are concerned. I like talking with you. I don't know who did the translations on my messages, they left a lot of what I said untranslated. Anyway, my mom will be home in a few hours, got to go get ready.
: I am sorry I assumed the dog language was less sophisticated.
: I too, enjoy speaking with you. It must be Uncle Phunkle who translated. We shall forgive him his ommision.
: What exactly must a dog do to prepare for the arrival of his master?
Well, I've got to hide all the snacks I have been saving (She will take all but two away.) I have to shed a lot of hair on the carpet, bed, and the couch. I have to put a bone (half chewed) under her pillow. You know stuff like that. Oh and hide the vets number.