Posted by Hans Franz on December 17, 2002 at 20:22:12:
In Reply to: Re: Wonders Will Never Cease posted by PS on December 17, 2002 at 12:04:36:
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: : : God Rules,
: : : Today I am blessed I awoke at 7am and it only took three roosters this morning. I went to sleep promptly at 1am, after spending quality time with my sibling. I went to sleep thinking about God and woke up with him this morning. I have had him close all morning, especially since I was driving down 19. I just want all of you to know that JESUS IS LORD and I need a breath mint.
: : : Much love Xavier
: : : - p.s. Pastor Steve I just got a new toy for your chiropractors. A massager to be used for your spinal colum after a car accident or a hug from me. Want to try it, do you .
: : : By the way that is an open invatation to the church , anyone need a hug on this glorious day.
: : : - Xavier
: : How can we hug you if you never come any more? Miss ya.
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: He's just scared cause he thinks my chiropractors will be here waiting for him.
Hans - You want to think your puny spine doctors are scary, but they are not!
Franz - No they are nothing compared to the incredible pumpitude of Xavier!
Hans - Yah! Xavier could take their tiny little bodies and pop their pathetic loser heads like a zit on a teenager!
Franz - Ya, believe me now, if they don't work out soon someone's gonna grab them by the jock-strap and give them the wedgie of their life!
Hans - They are just some girlie men! Ya-they are flabby with Haagen-Daaz!