Giggle of the day

Posted by quequel on March 30, 2003 at 16:25:54:

It's rough, but I thought it might give someone a giggle. Maybe one of those Bible Bars would help.

Big, big, big today
I won’t be ashamed to say
I wanna be big today

I want a car the size of a hemisphere
Don’t give me no Continental
So I can go from zero to Paris in 10

Give me legs as long as the Rio Grande
And keep the Lakers at bay
I want to step from Everest to Big Ben

A bucket the size of Florida
I want all the sand
For a castle you can see from the moon

I wanna be big, big, big
Play Himalayan hopscotch before afternoon tea
Open my mouth and swallow the sea
All the silk in the Orient to cover me
Big hat, big hands, big energy

But teeny tiny shoes, so as not to step on anyone.

3/15/03

Follow Ups:

• Re: Giggle of the day Xavier 11:29:37 03/31/03 (0)
• speaking as someone w/ large feet one-armed wonder 10:16:49 03/31/03 (0)
• Re: Giggle of the day març 22:32:12 03/30/03 (2)
  • Re: Giggle of the day giveawayboy 00:46:21 03/31/03 (1)
    • This is so kewl! thanks! (n/m) Fiiiyer 09:56:43 03/31/03 (0)

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