Posted by Fiiiyer on May 21, 2003 at 09:10:15:
While I'm jobless (which will, hopefully only be for a weekend!) I would like to accomplish the following tasks:
Move into my new place
paint my toenails using hotdogs as toe separators
get cleaning supplies to clean my new place
lick the floor clean (saliva is a great cleaning agent)
dance naked in my new livingbedofficedining-room while listening to...umm...Hmmm!
check out my backyard and parking space...make sure to mark it with lots of neon yellow 'police-do not cross' tape
make a few extra keys and hide them in secret hidey places (so when I lose mine, I can still get in!)
find the nearest non-ghetto laundry matt
buy laundry stuff (so I don't have to lick my clothes clean with my amazing sanitary spit, I hate fuzzballs)
Find the nearest coffee shop
Drive to Bills at 11pm, to see...for real...exacly how long it's going to take me to get there...knock on his door and surprise him with chilli hot dogs!
Can you tell I need coffee?
~N~