Posted by Sy Ryjborg -- Captain of all armies of the Universal Spice Control Front on May 23, 2003 at 21:21:52:
In Reply to: Can you PLEASE tell PS that Old Spice DOES belong in the spice cabinet!!! posted by Thistle on May 23, 2003 at 18:13:39:
I called a summit in Belize and gathered various heads of the fragrance world together to submit my recently drawn-up spice plan. It has been ratified. The measure will enable Cari to keep the Old Spice in the spice rack for at least 8 months out of any Gregorian year starting in 2004, and it will enable Steve to gloat during the remaining four months, but only when he is alone, not in Cari's presence or in the presence of any who know Cari. Also, we amended my proposal to include extra priviledges for Steve throughout the year. Cari will have griping rights during the four months where the Spice is in Steve's control. Each must sign a contract and contribute 'fun' monies to the tune of $5000 to Bill Rogers each May 23rd. The plan has been approved and sealed by all the fragrance lords and magistrates and other such moguls and is now in effect. The plan is enforced by a new army developed for this task, the UNIVERSAL SPICE CONTROL FRONT, mainly composed of Central American and Sri Lankan military personnel.
Sy Ryjborg
Captain of all armies of the Universal Spice Control Front