Posted by thistle on June 26, 2003 at 11:53:07:
In Reply to: Jesus' Ethnicity posted by KLE2 on June 25, 2003 at 15:59:22:
Proof That Jesus Goes to PU:
1. He hung around with a motley crew of misfits!
Your turn!
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: Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:
: 1. He went into his father's business.
: 2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
: 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
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: Proof That Jesus Was Irish:
: 1. He never got married.
: 2. He was always telling stories.
: 3. He loved green pastures.
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: Proof That Jesus Was Puerto Rican:
: 1. His first name was Jesus.
: 2. He was bilingual.
: 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
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: Proof That Jesus Was Italian:
: 1. He talked with his hands.
: 2. He had wine with every meal.
: 3. He worked in the building trades.
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: Proof that Jesus Was a Californian:
: 1. He never cut his hair.
: 2. He walked around barefoot.
: 3. He invented a new religion and finally
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: Proof that Jesus Was Black:
: 1. He called everybody brother.
: 2. He liked Gospel.
: 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.