Posted by PS on December 05, 2003 at 16:27:12:
In Reply to: Where Is Terry, Really ??? posted by Xavier on December 05, 2003 at 14:14:32:
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: I have called her twice everyday and most of the time that odd nameless voicemail is not even turned on. Her I am trying to be MR. Ontheball and my friend is no where to be found. I have mad hopes that the beautiful giver of one liners will be at church this evening, at least i am praying she wil be, sort of a backburner prayer if you will. I am going through Terry withdraw.
She probably won't be, but you can certainly hope madly.
I think her robot lady is broken. Must call when home. Be sure and leave message. Yell Terry and keep yelling for awhile. Then sing Star Spangled Banner. Off key and loud. Then yell some more. Then cry and sob and say you're thinking about ending it all. If she doesn't come to the phone then, she is either not home or in a drugged stupor.
NOTE - Don't really end it all.
Next, send Terry fifty emails and post all over the bbs and ask Terry, why hast thou forsaken me? If that doesn't work, Terry has been abducted by aliens. In that case, email and post to Buddy that he needs to fend for himself. Buddy at least will answer.