Posted by Pastor Disaster on December 08, 1999 at 11:22:50:
In Reply to: Re: A little fart-fetched posted by Dave on December 08, 1999 at 08:08:28:
: : : : : Did I fart and clear the room? I'm sorry.
: : : : In a way. You farted an unacceptable thought. In a former age, you'd be sizzling about now. ;<)
: : : : I just received my first personal letter of rebuke for my last post. Probably to be kind to me, it was not posted on the board.
: : : : Will you escape? We'll see... :<)
: : : I, for one, would rather live on "fart"-filled air such as this than have to endure breathing hypocritical fart-free air.... although I never would have believed that I could find farts so refreshing.... :-)
: : Well, as one is "making a stink", it's sure nice to know someone relishes the savory aroma.
: : Good Christians are running around spraying their spiritual Glade everywhere, trying to cover it up.
: : Mmmmm, mmmmm...
: : ...now it smells like farts and roses.
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: I gas you could call it aroma therapy.
My dear Pun-gent,
You air in raising this olfaction again to life. Your scentsless act will reek havoc, and who nose whiff we can savor selves? This is no smell thing; we may be looking atmosphereocious consequences. Your perfumeance is just not up to snuff, bro, so pardon me if I scream "bou," quet? You should go sit in aromalone whiff yourself, and contemplate your fragrant airing and the caustic will have on others. As always, I welcome your stinking on these things.