Re: You asked for it!

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: : : : : : : Did I fart and clear the room? I'm sorry. : : : : : : In a way. You farted an unacceptable thought. In a former age, you'd be sizzling about now. ;<) : : : : : : I just received my first personal letter of rebuke for my last post. Probably to be kind to me, it was not posted on the board. : : : : : : Will you escape? We'll see... :<) : : : : : I, for one, would rather live on "fart"-filled air such as this than have to endure breathing hypocritical fart-free air.... although I never would have believed that I could find farts so refreshing.... :-) : : : : Well, as one is "making a stink", it's sure nice to know someone relishes the savory aroma. : : : : Good Christians are running around spraying their spiritual Glade everywhere, trying to cover it up. : : : : Mmmmm, mmmmm... : : : : ...now it smells like farts and roses. : : : : : : I gas you could call it aroma therapy. : : My dear Pun-gent, : : You air in raising this olfaction again to life. Your scentsless act will reek havoc, and who nose whiff we can savor selves? This is no smell thing; we may be looking atmosphereocious consequences. Your perfumeance is just not up to snuff, bro, so pardon me if I scream "bou," quet? You should go sit in aromalone whiff yourself, and contemplate your fragrant airing and the caustic will have on others. As always, I welcome your stinking on these things. : : What can I say? I'm up against the Pun King. I had better back off, in the interest of being assholy as possible. :-)

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