Posted by Buddy on July 07, 1999 at 17:51:43:
In Reply to: Re: need a breath posted by Steven on July 07, 1999 at 13:00:16:
: : : : Life, Life and air! the message board is devoid of both! Anyone want to breathe a fresh gust into it? Get something started! A Conversation!(gasp...pant...pant)
: : : Well, at least Buddy the dog is really trying. :-)
: : Yes. A most eloquent and profound canine. Certainly to be admired for his loquacious oratory skills. My yes, what a dog! Although his spelling falters at times no doubt due to his difficulty with the keyboard and the language barrier. I know I would certainly like to learn his native language. It would only be fair and would certainly broaden my cultural horizons.
: I for one would LOVE to hear you try and communicate with Buddy in his own dialect. Do not fail to inform me of the scheduled time and location for this splendid endeavor.
Thank you very much for you kind words. As for giving canine language lessions, the human intellect is not capable of understanding the subtle yet complex syntax of the varrious dialects of the canine language. Yet, you must know them to speak from breed to breed. In addition, Canine is a language that relies heavily on body language using parts of the body that humans either don't have or cover up. I shutter to think of the miss understandings that could occur. Although, I am very flattered at the intrest expressed in learning canine, I would also caution you that human voical bands maybe permanently damaged from the more intracite barks and growls.
I will work on my typing skills but without an opposable thumb it is rather hard. And, I am still learning English, and spelling in English is very strange. Written Canine is much easier for me.
Mom is driving up now so I had better get off the 'puter before I get caught.
Love and lickes to all.