Posted by Buddy the dog on February 20, 2001 at 18:09:23:
People tell me I should be happy. That I live a dog's life. So tell me what is so great about a dog's life. I go out when people want me to. Then I have to go where they want me to. I never get to just follow my nose. They put a collor around my neck and yank me around. People pee in my favorite water dish, yet if I pee on the ugly rug I get in trouble. I'm just trying to make it smell better. Then there are fleas, heart worms, and lots of other worms. And lets talk about food. If you won't eat meat by products why make me eat them?
Next time you are grumbling about going to work remember I am always stuck at home. No, folks it's not a dogs life. It's dog purgatory.