Re: giveawayboy's enemy list


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Posted by Non-Fluid Ghostlyzenpants on August 14, 2001 at 07:39:04:

In Reply to: giveawayboy's enemy list posted by giveawayboy on August 14, 2001 at 00:52:28:

: : : i don't know how this guy got my e-mail address but he sent me his website and I bit!
: : : I figured I 'd share it since no one was postin' anythin'
: : : beware my Catholic friends offensive material!
: : : Enjoy!
: : : http://www.babylonthegreatisfalling.net

: : i HAD to click on "Enemy Chart". What a great title. I need to make one of those... hehehe lets see, who are MY enemies?

: : I think they would include:

: : Matt BigButtCamelLover Guest (he sat near me once!)
: : Bill SwankyFoot Rogers (I'm so jealous!)
: : Steve HamInHisShorts Meigs (JEALOUS X'S 2!)
: : Buddy Parmegiani (mostly cuz he's smarter than me)
: : Alex PieHole Wilbourne (cuz he's so CUTE like a wittle baby!)
: : John GhostyZenPants McGee (he bit my car, I SAW HIM)
: : Jason TheTenStorySentientTelepathicBroccoliFromOuterSpace Daniels (cuz his rays of coolness freeze my brain)
: : Mike PurePickle Cleary (cuz I want his whiskers!)

: : On guard you knaves! I throw tiny mammals in your general direction! HAHAHAHAHA

:
: *********************oh delicious enemy time*************

: mine are:

: John Magic Shorts Vaughan (for being sleek and daring and ahead of me)
: Billy the Elusive Nature Boy (for leaving me before I ever got to paint him)
: Jason the Vampire Barometer Daniels (for calling me the day I got 'laid off', and for being so sweet and so far away and for making my heart feel blue)
: Terry CONSCIENCE BUTT Parmagiani (for being my voice of reason even when it's not in season)
: Non-Fluid Enigma McGee (for sticking flaming swords into my heart and for being more limber than me)
: Alex Kerouac (for cruising the planet and leaving me here alone when i need someone to play twister with)
: Steven Andrew L'Engle Tozer Meigs (for eating corn loudly at night with forks clanking on china)
: Bryce Mysterious Boy Gentry (for breaking my brain into sections like an orange)
: John THINK ALOUD PATH Tremper (for leaving me, when I needed a sick genius nearby)
: David BLIND CAVE FISH O'Riordan (for living in Lakeland)
: Cliff silent boy Pruitt (for being a ghost)
: Març Quiet Boy Palacios (for being so quiet)
: Kris Kingsford (for doing everything so big and grandiose)

:
: I'm afraid that I have no tolerance for small mammals with their little claws and hair and mammary glands. So, I will have to result to axolotls or amphiumae.

: Bill

Well I have no enemies... I don't need them because my friends rip open my stiched wounds with keys! (Tim I WON'T TOUCH IT Ogden)
And Bill, I think i sense some abandonment issues ;) 6 of your enemies are so because of leaving or being far away!

And Jonvon... Nuhuhh... did not... I'm telling! (as I run with a rabid gerbil tangled feverishly in my hair)


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