Re: giveawayboy's enemy list

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: : : : : i don't know how this guy got my e-mail address but he sent me his website and I bit! : : : : : I figured I 'd share it since no one was postin' anythin' : : : : : beware my Catholic friends offensive material! : : : : : Enjoy! : : : : : http://www.babylonthegreatisfalling.net : : : : i HAD to click on "Enemy Chart". What a great title. I need to make one of those... hehehe lets see, who are MY enemies? : : : : <purechicken>I think they would include: : : : : Matt BigButtCamelLover Guest (he sat near me once!) : : : : Bill SwankyFoot Rogers (I'm so jealous!) : : : : Steve HamInHisShorts Meigs (JEALOUS X'S 2!) : : : : Buddy Parmegiani (mostly cuz he's smarter than me) : : : : Alex PieHole Wilbourne (cuz he's so CUTE like a wittle baby!) : : : : John GhostyZenPants McGee (he bit my car, I SAW HIM) : : : : Jason TheTenStorySentientTelepathicBroccoliFromOuterSpace Daniels (cuz his rays of coolness freeze my brain) : : : : Mike PurePickle Cleary (cuz I want his whiskers!) : : : : On guard you knaves! I throw tiny mammals in your general direction! HAHAHAHAHA </purechicken> : : : : : : *********************oh delicious enemy time************* : : : mine are: : : : John Magic Shorts Vaughan (for being sleek and daring and ahead of me) : : : Billy the Elusive Nature Boy (for leaving me before I ever got to paint him) : : : Jason the Vampire Barometer Daniels (for calling me the day I got 'laid off', and for being so sweet and so far away and for making my heart feel blue) : : : Terry CONSCIENCE BUTT Parmagiani (for being my voice of reason even when it's not in season) : : : Non-Fluid Enigma McGee (for sticking flaming swords into my heart and for being more limber than me) : : : Alex Kerouac (for cruising the planet and leaving me here alone when i need someone to play twister with) : : : Steven Andrew L'Engle Tozer Meigs (for eating corn loudly at night with forks clanking on china) : : : Bryce Mysterious Boy Gentry (for breaking my brain into sections like an orange) : : : John THINK ALOUD PATH Tremper (for leaving me, when I needed a sick genius nearby) : : : David BLIND CAVE FISH O'Riordan (for living in Lakeland) : : : Cliff silent boy Pruitt (for being a ghost) : : : Març Quiet Boy Palacios (for being so quiet) : : : Kris Kingsford (for doing everything so big and grandiose) : : : : : : I'm afraid that I have no tolerance for small mammals with their little claws and hair and mammary glands. So, I will have to result to axolotls or amphiumae. : : : Bill : : Well I have no enemies... I don't need them because my friends rip open my stiched wounds with keys! (Tim I WON'T TOUCH IT Ogden) : : And Bill, I think i sense some abandonment issues ;) 6 of your enemies are so because of leaving or being far away! : : And Jonvon... Nuhuhh... did not... I'm telling! (as I run with a rabid gerbil tangled feverishly in my hair) : Get it off Get it off Get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off

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