Posted by someoneyouwouldnotexpecttopoststufflikethis on December 15, 2001 at 12:43:01:
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal
tendencies explains to her class of small children
that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they
are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is
but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands
explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl
named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face
slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus.
My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian,
so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she
says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was
a moron. What would you be then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be
an atheist."