Manly stuff

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Posted by PS on September 06, 2002 at 11:05:22:

In Reply to: Re: Bill's turn... posted by quequel on September 05, 2002 at 22:55:30:

: Steve's a pastor guy or so they say
: he talks a lot and he likes to pray
: he wears a headband just like a girl
: but it works to hold back his little curl

Do I respond (I'm really torn)
to Kristi's poem, replete with corn?
Girls with curls you do compare
to me, a man, with manly hair!

Little girls wear frills and laces
But don't grow hair upon their faces!
I am a man (just ask my wife)
I live a manly, macho life

My hips aren't wide, my butt is straight
No need to lift and separate
I don't need soft and supple flesh
and never feel, you know, not fresh

I don't put paint around my eyes
so I can bat my lids at guys
I don't need tons of cutesy stuff
I don't go shop when things get tough

I know the spark comes from the coil
I understand my car needs oil
I give directions as is best:
I say, "Turn north, turn east, turn west!"

I don't get wild and crazy notions
I have a grip on my emotions
In all these ways and many more
it's clear--I'm manly to the core!

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Re: Manly stuff Mister Metal 11:42:57 09/06/02 (5)
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: : Steve's a pastor guy or so they say : : he talks a lot and he likes to pray : : he wears a headband just like a girl : : but it works to hold back his little curl : : Do I respond (I'm really torn) : to Kristi's poem, replete with corn? : Girls with curls you do compare : to me, a man, with manly hair! : Little girls wear frills and laces : But don't grow hair upon their faces! : I am a man (just ask my wife) : I live a manly, macho life : My hips aren't wide, my butt is straight : No need to lift and separate : I don't need soft and supple flesh : and never feel, you know, not fresh : I don't put paint around my eyes : so I can bat my lids at guys : I don't need tons of cutesy stuff : I don't go shop when things get tough : I know the spark comes from the coil : I understand my car needs oil : I give directions as is best: : I say, "Turn north, turn east, turn west!" : I don't get wild and crazy notions : I have a grip on my emotions : In all these ways and many more : it's clear--I'm manly to the core!

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