Posted by tiffers on October 25, 2002 at 06:45:34:
STUPID JOKE #1
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the
haircut but the barber refused saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you
are a good man - you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen
bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused
payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you
protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the
door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment
saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you serve the
justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting
for a haircut.
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STUPID JOKE #2
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit.
One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept
him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red
horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil," she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."