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: : : : STUPID JOKE #1 : : A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the : : haircut but the barber refused saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you : : are a good man - you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen : : bibles at the door to his shop. : : A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused : : payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you : : protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the : : door to his shop. : : A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment : : saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you serve the : : justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting : : for a haircut. : : --------------------------------------------------- : : STUPID JOKE #2 : : A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. : : One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept : : him on the way home. : : When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red : : horns, long tail, and pitchfork. : : "Who are you?" he asked. : : "I'm the Devil," she responded. : : "Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister." : oh that second joke is so cold...ouch!! : ohhh man...poor wife..we know someone got the beatdown fasho.. : tiffany is brave for postin jokes on here..i dunno if i am that brave..well maybe one day i will..we will see..if i get a good joke..yeah.

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