Posted by From Rhino's Couch To The Board on November 17, 2003 at 01:27:39:
Ryan and I are sitting here watching the 2am televangelists go on about this and that, The one that currently has our attention is a member of the church of god and christ. He is explaining from his seat how that if you pray to God and learn about his blessing for you and oh " Buy this cassette tape " you will learn how to reap the blessings of Christ.
:" I am a minister of the gospel of Jesus Christ " and Jesus will fullfill your needs. Oh yeah and if you by this tape and it's 35 subordanant tapes Jesus's "Blessing" will be upon. you
Brothers and Sisters take this step of faith, put it in Gods hands ask the Lord about this, pray using Jesus as the lord of your finances.
Please act quickly my brothers and sisters we only have a 50,000 service tapea left, so it will go fast " yeah about a million years fast"
. . . some people need to get baptised the hardway with a BOOT and Flask of lighter fluid.
Yes brothers and sisters the televangelist is on FIRE for Jesus
Literally.
- Happily yours from the couch of Ryan Talley
- Xavier