Posted by PJ on November 17, 2003 at 23:12:44:
In Reply to: A Thought posted by From Rhino's Couch To The Board on November 17, 2003 at 01:27:39:
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: Ryan and I are sitting here watching the 2am televangelists go on about this and that, The one that currently has our attention is a member of the church of god and christ. He is explaining from his seat how that if you pray to God and learn about his blessing for you and oh " Buy this cassette tape " you will learn how to reap the blessings of Christ.
: :" I am a minister of the gospel of Jesus Christ " and Jesus will fullfill your needs. Oh yeah and if you by this tape and it's 35 subordanant tapes Jesus's "Blessing" will be upon. you
: Brothers and Sisters take this step of faith, put it in Gods hands ask the Lord about this, pray using Jesus as the lord of your finances.
: Please act quickly my brothers and sisters we only have a 50,000 service tapea left, so it will go fast " yeah about a million years fast"
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: . . . some people need to get baptised the hardway with a BOOT and Flask of lighter fluid.
: Yes brothers and sisters the televangelist is on FIRE for Jesus
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: Literally.
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: - Happily yours from the couch of Ryan Talley
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: - Xavier
How about we sell bootlegs of the Violet Burning Concert for $9.99 with a free prayer cloth.