I am in PAIN! (n/m)

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: : Don't blame me; Dave Mead sent them to me. : : 1. A backward poet writes inverse. : : 2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. : : 3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. : : 4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. : : 5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. : : 6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. : : 7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. : : 8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. : : 9. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. : : 10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? : : 11. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. : : 12. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. : : 13. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. : : 14. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. : : 15. What's the definition of a will? (It' s a dead giveaway.) : : 16. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. : : 17. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. : : 18. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. : : 19. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. : : 20. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. : : 21. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. : : 22. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat minor. : : 23. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. : : 24. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. : : 25. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. : : 26. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. : : 27. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. : : 28. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. : : 29. Every calendar's days are numbered. : : 30. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. : : 31. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. : : 32. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. : : 33. A plateau is a high form of flattery. : : 34. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a medium at large. : : 35. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. : : 36. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. : : 37. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. : : 38. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. : : 39. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. : : 40. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. : : 41. Acupuncture is a jab well done. : : 42. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. : : 43. The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

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